It's the week before deer-hunting season and game warden John Marlin has his hands full with poaching complaints. Then a call comes in that a man in a deer costume has been shot at the Circle S ranch, which is just the beginning of a mad, frantic weekend in Blanco County.

An unidentified wild creature is on the lose in Blanco and when a dead body turns up with a fang-like wound in its neck, the locals are sure they are dealing with a mythical vampirish beast called a chupacabra. It's up to game warden John Marlin to make sense of the eerie events before another body shows up.

The National Weapons Alliance rally in support of every American's right to bear arms is meant to garner huge publicity. And the host of the event is none other than the NWA's newest spokesman, handsome country superstar Mitch Campbell. What nobody suspects is that the Stetson-wearing, gun-toting, bull-riding Campbell is a fraud. He¹s really Norman Kleinschmidt, a pill-popping, snowboarding, former rock-and-roller from Vermont. To Campbell¹s dismay,...